--The dream--

I’m trapped in a yellow box

I claw the sides

Tear at the fabric

But I can’t understand the algorithm

There is no escape

The hum is driving me insane

It was suppose to free me

I was suppose to swim in the ocean of 1s

But I can’t understand the algorithm

There is no escape

I tear at my eyes

Freeing me from sight

But I can’t understand the algorithm

There is no escape

My mind fractures

Like a cracked mirror the spidery lines grow

But I can’t understand the algorithm

There is no escape

I bend

Contort

Stretch

But I can’t understand the algorithm

There is no escape

I close my ears

I close my soul

But I can’t understand the algorithm

There is no escape

Then I see her eyes

I hear her voice

My mind quiets

I finally understand the algorithm

And there is only freedom

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Why_Mommy_is_a_Democrat

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Help%21_Mom%21_There_Are_Liberals_Under_My_Bed

I wonder if I can get a book deal and title my book Help Mom Idiots are trying to take my childhood away and brainwash me into their stupid ass beliefs.

Seriously what did they do take a play from the cig companies on the start em young crap.

They should be so glad

I dont go to this school

http://www.thebostonchannel.com/education/14339697/detail.html

Im sorry you can't mandate that I have to give you my cell phone information so you can text me.  First off what if I dont have a cell phone, oh well you cant enroll in our school, what if I get charged for every text I get ( like I do) oh well to bad were going to text you stupid ass emergency information and you get to pay for it.  I see a lawsuit coming to VA tech real quickly.

I want to be that guy....

90% of the stats are made up on the spot; the other 10% are manipulated to make my point the only valid one;  if you don't believe this than you must fallen within the stupid people population which makes up roughly 99.9% of the world.  I do believe that if you check my sources that you will see that my opinion is at least 85% of the time more accurate than your opinion about my opinion.

We can all dream about that job but only a few like Al Gore truly get to revolutionize it.

.....

I have found that a fragment is only a semi colon away from being a full sentence.

....

I always wonder why the square root of 1 is so special that it has to equal itself, I don't think it’s fair to all the other numbers, but at least it’s not as bad as zero who feels that if it divides something it should be an error or infinity.  Damn zero and its superiority complex.  I think we should all declare a law against zero.

....

Bordem set in a while ago, he was a pretty nice chap but I have to say that everytime he is around Im bored.

....

the Father(Mouther)land of All lies

http://www.wired.com/politics/security/news/2007/10/russian_bomb?currentPage=1

I have to agree with this article, if the past is precedence than Putin is taking a page right out of the KGB we suck arse but we have to look cool rule book.  Putin knows he has nothing new or scary but releasing the footage that shows them as cool makes the world talk about the country he wants them to talk about Russia.  After all if you can’t be a big dog at least bark like one and someone might say damn that’s a big dog.